Maybe we can get past this. . . no FUCKING way. . .

So, you may reach a time where your CWOAS/P may actually seem to come to sense about their actions and attempt to get you back. . .

2 words. . .BE CAREFUL, especially if you are in Stage 4. . .

This happened to me. . .and if it were not so FUCKING sad, I would still be laughing my ass off. . .

CWOAS- So. . .babe. . .I have been thinking. . .

Me- Do you still DO that?

CWOAS- Yeah- what is we tried to make a go of this. . .thing?

Me- Thing?

CWOAS- Yeah, the whole marriage thing. . .

Me- not feeling so good about this, but what the hell. . .

Me- What do you mean?

CWOAS- Well, what if we stayed married (and I can keep all of my money and dole it out like I used to instead of giving you 27% off the top) and I just stayed friends with my friends?

Me- Friends?

CWOAS- Yeah. . .you know. . .go to games and such. . .go out. . .

Me- With women you have already slept with?

CWOAS- Um yeah. . .you could come with. . .

Me- inhaling so hard that I create a frakken vaccum, Um, no, I am pretty sure I do NOT want to hang out with your stable. . .

CWOAS- What? After all of this you wanna go back to monogamy?

Me- Um. . .I never left it, you ass!

CWOAS- Well I tried. . .

Yep. folks. . .it is what it is. . .